Militant Atheism in Action

Posted: July 24, 2011 in Religion
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The idea of the militant atheism inspired me.  If in the past religious fellows tried to tell me about some god I just turned away and ignored them. But I decided that these people deserve a chance to witness the power of an atheistic point of view. I think that it is not fare to leave these poor religious people remain in darkness of ignorance.

One of the gods brought two lost souls to me today. Poor fellows were jehovah’s witnesses. They tried to tell me about the god, but instead they had to listen an inconvenient truth about religion… Unfortunately I told them about the evidences of the relation between low intellect quality, poor education and religiosity too early and they became very upset about that, obviously because they were not able to object. And I want to tell you that they were poorly educated indeed – they thought (despite they have to know a lot about the bible) that original bible’s language was Latin… And I wish I knew that rate of mental illness amongst jehovah’s witnesses is 4 times higher than amongst other population before I started to write this post, so I could share this knowledge with them and maybe save their health!

They understood that they won’t be able to recruit me and tried to go away. But I thought to myself: “WTF? Me and other people are being bothered by these witnesses for so many years – no way I will give up so easily! They deserve enlightenment!!!” So I chased them and continued to tell them about Dawkins and about suffering which is caused by religion to believers and atheists, etc. I stopped only when they started to run …

Hope that they were distracted enough and were unable to bother other people with their bullshit at least for today.
So guys, if you will encounter religious fanatics in future – don’t ignore them, but try to convince them to became an atheists. And don’t give up when they will start to run away – chase them! They deserve enlightenment!!!

UPD: the next day I had another conversation with jehovah’s witnesses via entrance door intercom. Seems they have summer worsening or something… I was able to prove them that they are partially responsible for the deforestation (their useless literature need a lot of wood) and that they are actually bothering people. The most precious is that they agreed that god will punish people responsible for deforestation and those who bother other people))) Also they told me that there is an “unsubscribe” option from their sect option. Will see If they’ll fuck around again.
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